Jack Jack’s Unspeakable Shame
Got censored on DeviantArt (literally 1984) but it seems like a shame to let all this text go to waste so here it is. On a subway beneath urban Boston, a pale, blue-eyed, blond man was smoldering with anger. Quite literally, he was boiling with rage, his skin hot enough to turn water to steam nearly instantly. This was a common enough occurrence for him, though, that he was prepared; he wore layer upon layer of heavy winterwear, all intentionally chosen to be extremely fire-retardant, so that he neither spontaneously combusted, not even radiated substantially to his fellow passengers. This man was John ‘Jack-Jack’ Parr, the last of The Incredibles. After all these years, his powers—whatever those may be—were still not under his control. Every once in a while, he had outbursts: punching straight through a vending machine with unanticipated super strength, hovering for days an inch or two off the ground, or accidentally melting to a puddle while touring the Grand Canyon. Thankfully,...
