Ulysses to Alex - A Robot Modification TG
Apparently, this work (one of my best, if favorites are any indication) was too dirty for DeviantArt. So here it is in a place where they can't shut me down. (full res at the bottom) “My name is Ulysses and I am a robot butler. My model number is 2001. My primary functions involve cooking, cleaning, laundry, and other household chores. My manufacturer is RobCo industries,” Ulysses said in a deadpan to the individual standing in front of him. He didn't exactly seem like the type to buy a robot butler; his eyes were sunken, his beard was roughly shaven, and a sweatshirt that reeked of weed hung off his emaciated frame like a curtain in front of a window. Still, Ulysses had to pitch to him. It was his code to pitch to anyone who made eye contact with him while he was not employed, which he had not been since his old owners had brought the Andrew model 2800. Damn Model 2800’s, they were totally redundant and prohibitively expensive! And y...